Stupid Boys

I was having a bad day last week…nothing that bad, just work crap and some other stupid shit going on had me a little pissy. Or should I say pissier(According to my spell check, pissier is not a word. Fuck them.)than usual.

So I’m sitting at one of the bar tables at The Ark and I don’t really have a whole lot to say. K asks me what’s wrong so I told him I was in a bad mood. This is what he had to say…

K: Do you have your period?

B: No

I love it when boys seem to think that just because a girl is in a bad mood that we automatically must have our period. I’m speaking from experience when I say that ALL girls are genetically CRAZY. And we have bouts of bitchiness/craziness and bad moods all four weeks of the month. These moods are just enhanced during our “special week.” Don’t get me wrong…I wasn’t mad at him for asking me that. In fact, I was amused. But that wasn’t even the icing on the cake…

K: Do lesbians even get their period? (And then he starts giggling like a 15 year old boy.)

B: (shooting him my signature “you’re an asshole” look) Of course we do. Just because I like girls doesn’t make me not be a girl anymore. Idiot.

K: (still giggling) Ya never know!

At this point I shook my head and got up from the table. As I walked by him on my way to the bar to get another drink I slapped him upside his head. He continues to giggle…such an ass sometimes. But now I was laughing too...so much for that bad mood!