To the guy who was beeping at me incessantly on 69th street…
You are an asshole. I saw the green light. And I also saw the two people who were walking in front of my car. They seemed nice so I decided I wouldn’t run them over today. By the way, the light had only been green for a millisecond, there was no need to frantically beep like that…
In fact, you were one more honk away from getting one of my golf clubs through the windshield of your ugly ass blue Ford Taurus. I swear…I was gonna go all Jack Nicholson on you. My golf bag is in the back of my truck.
Also, to the guy who parks his motorcycle lengthwise on 70th street and takes up an entire spot…you are also an asshole. It’s crap that you do this and I know other people who are annoyed by you too.
And that’s all I have to say about that.
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