Scuffle With The Law

So last week I was driving to work and, go figure, the traffic was insane. I was already late to work when I heard a plethora of sirens whooping behind me. I turned the corner and proceeded to head up 10th Avenue. Apparently the sirens were headed in the same direction as me, because they were catching up. Fantastic.

As they pulled up behind me I realize that it’s not actually any sort of emergency, but a police and possibly Secret Service escort for someone of importance in a limo. There’s an NYPD car in the front of the pack and an unmarked car behind it. Behind them was the important person in the limo. There was an unmarked Suburban behind the limo and another unmarked car behind that.

So I did the right thing and moved over to the left and let them pass. Here’s where it gets a little sticky though. Not everybody in the middle lane on 10th avenue cared about the sirens. Don’t you just love New Yorkers? Anyway, as I continued to drive up the road, the cops and agents (I really don’t know what they were, but they were wearing suits and they weren’t in NYPD vehicles) started waving us in the lane over away from them. Fuck. I didn't want to kill whoever it was in your fucking limo, I just wanted to go to work. I actually didn't even want to go to work, but unfortunately I had to. And I couldn’t drive on the fucking sidewalk. Where did they expect us to go? As I’m getting berated by them, I happen to notice one of them in particular. Because she was smoking hot!

I decided at that point I would just ignore them and drive next to them. I’m hardly a threat. And I really wanted to checkout hot secret agent girl in the Suburban. Well, they weren’t so down with my plan. Especially hot secret agent girl, who at that point was hanging halfway out of the Suburban yelling and waving rather angrily at me. Now I’m completely amused and I continued to drive next to the motorcade. Hot secret agent girl was super pissed at this point and proceeds to put her hand up in a stop signal motion. She then thrusted it quickly towards my car mouthing the word STOP in between thrusts.

I finally gave in. Honestly, I’m no threat. I just wanted to check out agent girl. Who, by the way, got hotter as she got madder!