Electrifying Times

Somebody forward this to The New York Times…I’ve figured out how to keep people from climbing up the side of their building…electrify it.

I should really start by telling you that I hate The Times. I’ve never been a fan, and personally I think they keep getting worse and worse. In fact, I usually only read it when MM sends me a link to an article she thinks I’ll find interesting.

But, as much as I dislike their paper, I find the people that keep climbing up their building to be a bit ridiculous. Especially the one who said he was doing it to fight the war on terror. Really? I’m pretty sure the only thing he was actually fighting was a war on gravity that he started himself. Idiot. I’ve had enough of these people. And you have to be pretty f*cking annoying for me to side with The Times over you.

So let’s electrify the building. Run a few thousand volts through those fancy bars you got there and you’ll solve your problem. This way, when one of these people who claims to be climbing for some cause or another, starts heading up the façade, they’ll be jolted back to reality. And if they really want to spice things up…they could electrify halfway up. Ha. That way, these monkeys will think they’re well on their way to completing their world saving climb and then…ZAP!

I know…I’m sure most of you think this is a mean idea. Whatever. I bet people will stop climbing.