Memorial Day weekend came and went last week…and you know what that means. An influx of Staten Island assholes to our beautiful Jersey Shore.
The shenanigans has started. There was already a late night fight between two tables of Benny's at the diner on Friday evening, before the weekend "officially" started. Here’s a sampling of quotes from the altercation…
“Fuck you, I am from Staten Island…is that a fuckin’ problem?”
“I can’t help it your girl looks like a whore.”
“You’re gonna wind up with this Ranch dressing on your fuckin’ head.”
“Fuck him and his bitch girlfriend. I’ll say whatever the fuck I want.”
“You’re a trouble makin’ bitch.”
“I’m not startin’ any trouble. You’re a fuckin’ asshole.”
“Baby, you are kind of instigating a little bit.”
“I am not fuckin’ instigatin’ shit, he said I look like a whore. I am NOT a whore. And I’m not a bitch.”
All that and a plate of disco fries. Who doesn't love drunk Benny's!?
14 weeks ‘til Labor Day!
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