Bathroom Trashers

So I work in New York, at a big television network. I’m not allowed to say which one because they get all pissy if they think we’re spouting our opinions under their name.

Regardless of that, it’s in a huge corporate ass building. And there are hundreds, probably thousands of employees here.

And for some reason, all of the broads that work here can not seem to use the bathrooms like civilized fucking people. And it’s starting to piss me off.

Why do I have to be subjected to used feminine products lying on the floor in the stall when I walk in? Seriously, they can’t put it in the fucking trash can that’s right there? What is wrong with them?

And you know those fancy sensor toilets that flush themselves. I’m sure we all know that they’re a little temperamental. And they rarely flush. But, there’s a way to fix this. Because that button on top of the sensor…it’s actually a flusher. All they have to do is hit it when they’re done. Nobody needs to be subjected to walking in and seeing their mess…

They actually just redid the bathroom on my floor a couple of weeks ago. How have these bitches already managed to break the toilet seats? What are they doing in there?

I don’t care how fancy their outfits are or how important they think they are. I know their game. They’re all secret bathroom trashers.

Disgusting. I’ve seen cleaner bathrooms at dive bars. No girl should have to squat at work.