Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Sports Opinions

I’m sure you’ve all heard by now that OJ is going to jail. I practically did a cartwheel. I hate that dirt bag and I think this is a perfect example of Karma. It’s gonna get you one way or another!

And while I’m on the subject of football players, let’s talk about the NFL and their (seemingly) lack of concern to have law abiding players in their league. For instance, Ray Lewis, who was indicted for murder and only convicted of obstruction of justice after various different witnesses changed their stories for the trial. Hmmm…that doesn’t smell like a payoff. And then there’s Pacman Jones, Plaxico Burress and Michael Vick (I especially hate this douche bag), to name a couple more fine upstanding citizens.

Now, to go 180 degrees, let’s talk about the NHL. Sean Avery, who plays for the Dallas Stars, just got suspended for six games last week. You want to know why…because he referred to his ex girlfriends as sloppy seconds. Seriously. Don’t get me wrong, Avery is an arrogant prick, but arrogance isn’t illegal. The NHL thought this was so terribly wrong. Sure, he did sort of have his own little press conference after a practice skate…and it seemed it was solely to announce that other NHL players “fall in love with my sloppy seconds.” What a jerk off, right? But, was a six game suspension really necessary? This is the same NHL that is contemplating banning fighting. You know, because hockey isn’t known for its fights. Pussies. Listen up NHL, this is why more people watch the WNBA…because those lesbos have more balls than you!

Anyway…the moral of this little rant is…The NFL needs to be a bit stricter, the NHL needs to stop being so prude and I’m SUPER EXCITED that OJ is going to jail. And I hope he drops the soap. A lot.

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