Public Urination Is Apparently Legal In Jersey City

I was reading good old gawker.com the other day when I saw an article about a New Jersey Councilman who was arrested Friday night for drunkenly urinating on people at a concert in Washington, DC.

Apparently Steven Lipski, a Jersey City Councilman was in Washington to see a Grateful Dead tribute band and imbibed a bit too much, causing him to piss off a balcony onto a crowd of what I’m assuming was a bunch of drunken, tripping Deadheads. What an asshole.

What I really find amusing is that Lipski denies the incident. After getting locked up he told everyone he spilled a drink. Bullshit. I’m pretty sure I can tell the difference between a vodka tonic and piss. So can pretty much everybody else. Even if they’re just as drunk as the urinator(I think I made this word up.) in question. And of course, like celebrities who get busted for doing stupid shit when they’re drunk, he has announced he’s swearing off alcohol.

I get drunk all the time and I don’t piss on people. Although, I do swear off alcohol every few months after a bad night. I think the moral of this story is that all politicians are assholes. Even local councilmen.

I personally would like to thank him for helping to keep the nationwide reputation that Jersey is a shithole in check.

Below, the fun loving guy himself. I think the picture says it all.