Things that make me crazy...

From October, 2006

I make no apologies...I don't care if I offend you. Don't read it if you don't like it.

1. PEOPLE WHO STOP AT EZ-PASS

It's not called EZ-Pass for nothing. Why, why do you people do it? The whole point of it is to pass through the toll easily. Stopping isn't passing through. Get it together.

2. NYC CAB DRIVERS

Why do you find it necessary to NOT drive in the lane. I guess in India, or Pakistan or wherever the fuck you're from, they failed to teach you that we stay in the lines here. We DON'T drive down the middle of them. And then you get pissy with me when I drive up next to you and swerve at you. I'm just trying to teach you how to drive.

3. PEOPLE WHO DO 70 IN THE LEFT LANE.

I know, I know...you're a real bad ass for going five miles over the speed limit. But, in reality, I'm behind you TRYING to do 20 miles over the speed limit. Who's the bad ass now. Get the fuck out of the way. I don't get in your way...why do you insist on getting in mine? Besides, I have to get past you before the toll both...cause I'm sure you're one of the assholes who is going to stop in the EZ-Pass lane.

4. JOE BUCK

Why does FOX have to have the baseball playoffs. I can't fucking stand him. Every time he opens his mouth, nothing but inane bullshit comes out. I miss Michael Kay.

5. PEOPLE MINDING MY BUSINESS

I know I do a lot of stupid shit. That's part of my charm. And I don't mind when people get a laugh out of it. That's fine. No problem. But, I am starting to have a problem with people talking shit behind my back. If I do something stupid and I want you to know about it, I'll tell you. And once you know what said stupid thing was that does not give you free license to broadcast it to everyone else. Especially when certain stupid things that I do need not be repeated.