Lesbians need to do a little more manhunting.

From January, 2007

So I started this new job in September and there are quite a few gay boys that work there. Considering I normally can't stand gay boys it's a near miracle that I actually like all of them. (It's not that I don't like gay men, but I'm a lesbo...so what do we have in common. Straight girls and me...we're both girls. Straight men and me...we both love girls. Gay men and me...nada.)

Anyway...these boys have introduced me to a website that I had never heard of before. It's manhunt.net. I am completely and utterly fascinated. And more importantly, I don't know why there isn't a girlhunt.

This website is great. Guys can go on there and do a little search and have some ass on its way over in less than an hour. Oh sure, they can go on and look for a real relationship...but who cares about that when you can have a hot looking lay come right over with no strings attached. Strings are a pain in the ass...all they ever do is get tangled. All of these guys I work with have been on it. Even some of the "straight" ones. I even asked one co-worker if he's ever used it, for a one nighter...his response, "Everybody does a little manhunting every now and then."

I really want there to be a girl version becasuse I don't like strings. So...I did a little research. The closest thing I could find was on craigslist.org. You can find some, but most of them don't have pictures up and God only knows what you'll wind up with. And the ones that have pictures are gross.

This manhunt website and the lack thereof one for girls drives me crazy. Lesbians, and most girls in general make it so complicated to have carefree sex. Unless you hook up with drunken slobs like I usually do, it's hard to get a girl to put out. The old joke about what a lesbian brings on a second date...a U-haul...is kind of true. We have to start out as friends and then you have to get along with their cats. And then your couch has to match their living room motif. You have to have the same political views and like the same food. And you both have to want the same number of children and you have to decide right away whose last name they're going to have. All these freaking promises just to get a little action.

And now Jersey has made civil unions legal. People ask me if I'm happy about this. Fuck no...It's just one more damn thing I have to promise I'll do so I can get laid.